Carlton's Corner

THIS IS FOR Jean

the last person to tag you is?
Jean a.k.a. God's Most Adorable Creation (GMAC-Jean)

what's your relationship with her?
Cannot tell u.

your five impression towards him/her
Adorable, Maximum Kawaii Power, Funny, Cool, Awesome

the most memorable thing that he/she has done to you
We dated once watching Harry Potter n Transformers @ the cinema (ahem)

the most memorable thing that she has said to you
You're so lame even tho u can walk

if he/she becomes your enemy, you will..
Tie all my shoelaces together into a hangman knot and stab myself with a gun

if he/she becomes your lover, you will..
Try to think of a damn good excuse to explain to her dad

if he/she becomes your lover, he/she has to improve
Her dedication to go to Apsley

if he/she becomes your enemy, the reason is..
We're on opposing sides of Captain Ball

the most desirable thing to do for him/her is?
Kneel at her feet with roses, a diamond ring, and maybe some fried rice

the overall impression to him/her is..

AAA+++ ISO Certified Awesomeness!

how do you think the people around you will feel about you
I think they will feel like an out-of-body experience astral projection phenomena. Something like Quantum Physics and Albert Einstein's Theory of Relativity of Space and Time. Do u understand? For example, using a mathematical equation to deduce the metaphysical equilibrum within the space/time continumm...

the character for you for yourself is?
I'm the Mac Daddy and just because I'm black doesn't mean I only eat fried chicken okay!

On contrary, the character you hate of yourself is?
That I couldnt set my people free from slavery back in the Vietnam War

the most ideal person you want to be is?
Joseph Wong

for the person who cares and likes you, say something about them..
Gosh, can I actually meet u someday?

THIS IS FOR Hannah

the last person to tag you is?
Hannah who doesnt like me to call her Hamster

what's your relationship with her?
Oh we're only friends. Just friends. Would you think otherwise?

your five impression towards him/her

Blur (uh oh!!), CUTE LIKE A HAMSTER, Funny, Funky, HAPPY HANNAH THERAPY!!

the most memorable thing that he/she has done to you
She gave me a session of Hannah Therapy when I was emo (and actually suicidal cuz I was depressed n upset for some reason dat time) tho she was BUSY writing letters at the same time. Bleh. Ahahaha!!

the most memorable thing that she has said to you
Is that tattoo real???

if he/she becomes your enemy, you will..
Nail my feet and hands to a railway track and get run over by a Transperth Train dats heading towards Mandurah (gotta be specific okay)

if he/she becomes your lover, you will..
Spend a great deal of time trying to convince Xin Yi dat I din mean to STEAL her and having to invest in lots of life insurance in case I get hacked to pieces like in the Hostel movie.

if he/she becomes your lover, he/she has to improve
Her ability to move objects without touching them (telekinesis)

if he/she becomes your enemy, the reason is..
That I asked her for chili too often at Ah Wong??

the most desirable thing to do for him/her is?
Make Century Egg Porridge??

the overall impression to him/her is..

Reminds me of an army of hamsters for some reason...

how do you think the people around you will feel about you
I think they will feel like 'wad kind of question is this supposed to be??'

the character for you for yourself is?
Mr. Smiggles from Lord of the Rings

On contrary, the character you hate of yourself is?
That I somehow resemble Peter Pettigrew????

the most ideal person you want to be is?
Hannah's 14th bf

for the person who cares and likes you, say something about them..
SOMETHING

(u said say 'something' wad, so I said 'something' la)

FIRST
Ten people to tag
1. Hannah
2. Jean
3. Lynn
4. Kristine
5. Ezekel
6. Leon
7. Jane
8. Xin Yi
9. JoeJoeWong
10. Tim Goh

Who is number 2 having relationship with? (Jean)
I dunno, but I'd better not find out!!

Is number 3 a female or male? (Lynn)
Actually I was never totally sure...

If number 7 and 10 be together would it be a good thing? (Jane & Tim Goh)
WOW!! What are the odds??

How about number 5 and 8? (Ezekel & Xin Yi)
Oooh... OMG!!! XinYi is also Jane... ahahahha!! Wow this is complicated...

What is number 1 studying about? (Hannah)
Studying all the cute guys in skool and in the country called Nippon

When was the last time you had a chat with 6 and 9? (Leon & JoeJoe Wong)
Leon - 2 weeks ago outside the front gates of Guantanamo Bay
JoeJoeWong - 3 weeks ago inside the Taliban Recruitment Centre of WA
Is number 4 a single? (Kristine)
Depends how much I should actually say

talk something about number 2
Jean is the most awesome coolest jump-to-the-jam-boogie-woogie-jam-slam superstar of the movie TB4J which is co-produced by Steven Spielsberg and myself. She's also the president and founder of the Super Cute Hamsters Federation of WA (SCHFWA) which is dedicated to protecting the hamster species from being cuddled to extinction.