Carlton's Corner
Was this like during the Floating Cars era??


Due to overwhelming pressure I have now updated my long awaited post. Yaaaay *thundering applause*. Incidentally this week HAS been super quick really... din get much chance to savour the days as it slipped away...





Work has been SUPER tiring and like I think I can grow a few extra pounds of muscle at this rate. Ahahah!! OMG I went to the Rise with Sherene on Friday night after Bern's farewell dinner. Think I spent about $100 on alcohol alone!! *gasp* ahaha!! No I din get drunk, its just expensive when u buy it outside. Ok ok so I was 'naughty' so whaaaat? Not like I did anything illegal or wadeva waaad. I mostly jus stood at the side n observed everyone else dancing like cats on a hot tin roof *kekeke*





AHEM... this sunday was most memorable. hahah!! Jean repeatedly assaulted me with a balloon until I nearly lost consciousness. Luckily I had a spare 'Super Mario Mushroom' dat gave me 1 x up lives to spare. *Lllllllaaaaaamee!!* Gawd I din go Apsley but I actually DID go like 5.55 pm and stood there for 2 mins or so n then went home. Hmmmm... okla dats jus to pass a CD to Jasper (omg he's like SO cute). Uhhh... I mean in a manly way. Ahaahah!! jkjk





Romantic Princess... to watch or not to watch... eh.. ahaha!! I was 'trying' to diss Jean by telling her dat Rom Princess was GAY but I jus din know how... so ended up with a very random conversation abt it. Ahahaa!! Oh Oh wished Kristine Happy B'dae earlier today. Lalala...





Goodness I'm SO tired from work cant really think properly wad to write sia... Oh Ezekel intoduced me to his MUM (wad on earth r u doing man??) AND his sis!! (u trying to hook me up or something???). Wahaha!! Funny guy la dat one. Since his 'Tarzan' status has been obliterated rather recently I try to make fun of him and NAOMI. Ahahah!! Ooooo.... well SOMEBODY's gotta be a target right? Aahahah!!





NEWSFLASH - Dave cant tell the difference between Jean n Jane.... And to think u guys go to YOUTH almost every week... gosh this is cant be happening!!





Gaaah cant keep my eyes up.. hehehe... SHOULD I watch Romantic Princess... umm... HMM... cant bring myself to it jus abt yet. . ahahah!! Someday someday...


MY IDEAL BODY!!!!!

OMG Today I jus woke up and suddenly decided to... ahahha!! I asked my friend Adrian if he could use photoshop, n he said 'ok'. So this is a pic of my IDEAL body in the near future. OMG I couldn't stop laughing I just HAD to post it up!! Ahahaah!! Looks like I could use a Tan (a SUN TAN, not as in Jean or Jane Tan ok... then again..). AHAHAAHAHAH!! UBER LAMEE!!

Jus finished downloading Romantic Princess... OMGoodness Shin told me Xin Yi had the whole series of Romantic Princess and I had wasted all of my bandwith downloading it... omgoodness!! Ahahah!! Hey its NOT like I'm going to watch it ok!! It's for someone else *ahem*. HONEST!! I would very much prefer to watch something else like... uh.. Tokyo Drift.. yeah! SERIOUS!! I'm not kidding!! U gotta believe meeeeee.... *drowning in mud* *blub blub blub*...

I'm HIGH for some reason... n I din haf much sleep las nite btw... yaaay... I still cant stop laughing at this pic sia...




Beauty And The Beast!!! AHahah!! Shin said this pic looks like a fan getting anautograph from a RETARDED comedian... well.. omg... she's actually sounds right!! Ahaha!!

Gyaah!! OMG I had to update dis blog 4 da sake of updating. Ahahah!! So it's decided:
Joe Wong: Harry Potter
Jean + Jane : Weaseley Twins
Me : Peter Pettigrew
Xin Yi: Hermione
Hannah: Ginny OR Cho Chang, either one likes Harry anyway ahem...
Ben: Ron
Shin: Moaning Murtle (AHAHAHA!!)
Lex: My secret (ahem!!) WAIT A MINUTE!!!!
AHAHAH!! OMG this is insane... well it was jus a random thot but I guess it jus went haywire (as always). lalalaala...
After a bizzare conversation wid xin yi (dats FILLED wid my racist jokes), I haf come to the conclusion of crowning Ms. Jane Chong Xin Yi as the undisputed champion...
Ms. Amazon Cave-woman 2008
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!! *clap clap clap*
Ahahaha!! Sori sori.... private joke. Ahaha!! Maybe my jokes were a bit too much..dats y she din get it at some point...hehehe!!

OMG I havent seen GMAC in a week!!I'm so broken I need super glue (thanx shin for sending me super glue in the middle of the nite... eeeEEEE!!! my KEYBOARD!!!

*sigh* so melancholic... I wonder why...




Its Hammer Time!!

The last person to tag you is?
Xinyi
What relationship of you with him/her?
Friends?
Your 5 impression towards him/her
Funny, Skilled Hands (good food decorating skills?), Always No Time To Tok On MSN Wid Me, Good Sense of Humour, Camwhore (whoops)
The most memorable thing that he/she has done to you
She n Hannah conspired to gimme a free drink from Gelares
The most memorable words that he/she has say to you
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!! (She screamed when she saw me at the Unveiled Church Camp. Did I look like a ghost or wad??)
If he/she becomes your lover, you will...
Probably get arrested
If he/she becomes your enemy, you will..
Hang myself
if he/she becomes your lover, he/she has to improve
Her communication via MSN skills
if he/she becomes your enemy, the reason is...
Um... dat I steal one of her boyfriends from her???
The most desirable things to do for he/she is?
Hmmmm... food?? Cooking Classes??
The overall impression to he/her is...
COOOOOOOLEST Dude-dette on dis planet!!!
How do you think the people around you will feel about you
wad the...
The character for you for yourself is?
Peter Pettigrew... OMG how many times have I mentioned this...
On contrary, the character you hate of yourself is?
i dont understaaand!!
The most ideal person you want to be is?
Zzzzzzzz
For the person who cares and likes you, say something about them
I've never seen u b44444!!!

The last person to tag you is?
Jane Tan
What relationship of you with him/her?
She's my S.I.L.
Your 5 impression towards him/her
Kawaii!!!!!!! Cute Cute, Adorable, Pink Cheeks?, Blur.
The most memorable thing that he/she has done to you
Punching me in the shoulder cuz I was irritating her
The most memorable words that he/she has say to you
How come Heaven has a Bar? *u probably dun remember this one, but I do!!*
If he/she becomes your lover, you will...
Oh noooooo.... cannot laaa!!
If he/she becomes your enemy, you will..
be really sad
if he/she becomes your lover, he/she has to improve
For goodness sake!! Not happening...
if he/she becomes your enemy, the reason is...
Dat my jokes are too annoying??
The most desirable things to do for he/she is?
Be a good B.I.L.
The overall impression to he/her is...
Adorable to the maxxx!!!
How do you think the people around you will feel about you
Wad kind of question is this supposed to be laa!!
The character for you for yourself is?
Once again, Peter Pettigrew or Mr. Smiggles
On contrary, the character you hate of yourself is?
*geez*
The most ideal person you want to be is?
Luke Skywalker
For the person who cares and likes you, say something about them
Haiyo who are u laaa??


The last person to tag you is?
Joe Joe Wong
What relationship of you with him/her?
My number 1 opponent in the TB4J Battle Royale
Your 5 impression towards him/her
Funny, Provoking, Cheeky, Harry Potter-ish, Sporty
The most memorable thing that he/she has done to you
CREATING the TB4J last year?? Ooooh look I'm pointing my fingers at u. Ahaha!!
The most memorable words that he/she has say to you
Eh Carlton where have u been? I tot u got raped by your boss or something!!
If he/she becomes your lover, you will...
Need a lot of Church Counselling
If he/she becomes your enemy, you will..
Already is. My ICHIBAN Opponent. Ahahaha!! It's ON MAN!! Muahaha!!
if he/she becomes your lover, he/she has to improve
Hmmmm... omg I cant even imagine this happening!!
if he/she becomes your enemy, the reason is...
Because he win's Jean's hart at the end of the day, leaving me a defeated n crippled shadow of a man...
The most desirable things to do for he/she is?
watch his every move *I can seee uuuuuu*
The overall impression to he/her is...
COOL DUDE TO THE MAX!!!
How do you think the people around you will feel about you
Dis is a damn stupid question?
The character for you for yourself is?
Mr. Smiggles or Peter Pettigrew
On contrary, the character you hate of yourself is?
Dat I'm not as handsome as JoeJoe Wong (ahem!!)
The most ideal person you want to be is?
Hiro Nakamura from Heroes
For the person who cares and likes you, say something about them
Have we met??



OMG I'm having a fever!! Went to work for 2 1/2 hours n den dangs I told mi boss I had

to go home... slept for 4 hours... gaaah!! Headache et al... Jean n Jane were sick, Hannah Hamster was sick, Kristine was sick, so as Tim Goh... so whos fault was it??? Ahahah!! Feels so cool to be slacking 4 the day knowing that everyone else is at work.... gyaah!!

Jus thot of the Harry Potter Characters n their counterparts. Here goes:

Harry Potter - Joe Wong

Peter Pettigrew - Carltie (ME)

The Weasely Twins - Jean n Jane

Cant figure out who else.. ahaha!! Try to fit in Shin, Hannh, Xinyi etc.. ANY IDEAS???