Bizzare conversations with my daughter. Ahaha!! There was once this time where Shin n I were talking crap on MSN... Dunno how the topic started but it ended up about Goldilocks and the Three Bears. So we decided that I should be Papa Bear, Jean is Mama Bear (this is jus as a joke la ok) and Shin will be the Baby Bear.. Then I thot.. so who's gonna be Goldilocks? We both decided that Joe shall be goldilocks. Shin then drew this awesome illustration of Joe:
Wahahaha!! OMGGG this is so retarded... then 2 nites ago we were talking about Islam. She mentioned that maybe Muhammad was trying to lose weight, so he made the fasting month so that everyone can lose weight with him as well (or something like that). She mentioned about Rammadan... but I was leaning back against my chair and read 'Rambutan' instead. OMG hence I made up this retarded statement: In the Holy Month of Rambutan, Muslims must be quick or else it will be sold out. (The pun here is the word 'quick', which also means 'fast'. Hence the Fasting month.... ok ok I know its lame but then why not rite..). So I ended up drawing this picture:
Its a muslim man jumping on a bed of rambutans... WAHAHAHAHA!! This is SOOOO LAMMEE.
Ahem ahem... Carlton-bald.. wad la u Jean... Anyway I jus chanced upon this website and discovered an interesting prophecy. Did u know that Buddha predicted the coming of Christ? Dont believe me? Check this out then!!
Permission was granted to copy these Buddhist Scriptures from Wat Phra Sing in Chiang Mai Province. The person who gave permission was Phra Sriwisutthiwong in Bangkok. It is guaranteed that this copy is accurate according to the original, that there is no error in transmission, which is in the book of the district headman, the religious encyclopedia volume 23, book #29. This inquiry was made on October 13, 1954 A.D. (Buddhist era 2497).
Wahahaha!! OMGGG this is so retarded... then 2 nites ago we were talking about Islam. She mentioned that maybe Muhammad was trying to lose weight, so he made the fasting month so that everyone can lose weight with him as well (or something like that). She mentioned about Rammadan... but I was leaning back against my chair and read 'Rambutan' instead. OMG hence I made up this retarded statement: In the Holy Month of Rambutan, Muslims must be quick or else it will be sold out. (The pun here is the word 'quick', which also means 'fast'. Hence the Fasting month.... ok ok I know its lame but then why not rite..). So I ended up drawing this picture:
Its a muslim man jumping on a bed of rambutans... WAHAHAHAHA!! This is SOOOO LAMMEE.Ahem ahem... Carlton-bald.. wad la u Jean... Anyway I jus chanced upon this website and discovered an interesting prophecy. Did u know that Buddha predicted the coming of Christ? Dont believe me? Check this out then!!
Then the old Brahman priest asked. “What will the characteristics of the Holy One be like?” The Buddha answered him, “The Holy One who will keep the world in the future will be like this: in the palm of his hands and in the flat of his feet will be the design of a disk, in his side will be a stab wound; and his forehead will have many marks like scars. This Holy One will be the golden boat who will carry you over the cycle of rebirths all the way to the highest heaven (Nirvana). Do not look for salvation in the old way; there is no salvation in it for sure. Quit the old way. And there will be a new spirit like the light of a lightning bug which will come down from the sky above to live in all of your hearts and you will be victorious over all your enemies. Nobody will be able to destroy you. If you die, you will not come back to be born in this world again. You will go to the highest heaven (Nirvana).”
Permission was granted to copy these Buddhist Scriptures from Wat Phra Sing in Chiang Mai Province. The person who gave permission was Phra Sriwisutthiwong in Bangkok. It is guaranteed that this copy is accurate according to the original, that there is no error in transmission, which is in the book of the district headman, the religious encyclopedia volume 23, book #29. This inquiry was made on October 13, 1954 A.D. (Buddhist era 2497).
We learn something new everyday dont we? ahaha!! Its been an interesting week. I got to see my niece Hannah cuz its been SUCH a long time my goodness... last time I saw her was when we were shopping wid my daughter Shin n the elemental Wyn (wind). Whoa. ahaha!! Sashiburi desu!! Which leaves XinYi as the last most missing person... I kinda wonder if I wud be able to recognise her now.. ahaha!! Btw did u know the name Hannah means 'Grace of God'? wow.. ahaha!!
I met a girl by the name of Anastasia Cecillia Metta. Wow thats like the coolest name ever!! She's a cool hairdresser btw... but since I'm bald I guess... a bit pointless.. ahaha!! Hair, what hair?? XD
Some cool names I'd prolly name my kids (like if that ever happens)..
Male names: Jedah, Constantine, Marcus
Female names: Clarice, Ixara
Half male/female: Joey (hey in this age and time, u never know...)
Err... yea wadever... lazy Saturday noon... zzzz.. haahah!!