Carlton's Corner
The Grand Finale of the cooking event. Master chef Tim Ong and me making flambe banana pancakes with Rum and Ice Cream... and guess what. I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO TRY SOME MYSELF!!! OMGGGGG!!!!


When I say its an AWESOME setting, this is what it was like!! Ahaha!! Formal dinner sia. It was hard work but guess it paid off. Now I can redeem myself a little bit... sorta..



This is me drawing a picture of myself breathing fire unto Shin. AHAHAHAH!! OMGGG
Lloyd Bright giving us a hand. Too bad he didnt stay throughout the event tho cuz he had to leave really early

Yet another episode of Beauty and the Beast. OMG I look like an ah-Pek sia. Damn!! Ahaha!! The birthday girl Ms. Jean Foo. Waddup Foo!! Ahaha!!

Well Daryl called me up the other day... cuz he noticed that I've vanished from church all of a sudden. I'm just upset la guess. I actually decided to quit FCC last week... but.. *sigh*. I guess we all have issues with God and Church at some point, but well does running away really prove anything.. So what if I've failed God... dont we all? Or do we... I dunno. Well.. wadever..

Funny thought. Original Jean = OriJean (origin) Ahahaha!! New word. Hehehe. OK OK Hannah, u wonder wht the bizzare question Gideon asked me right. Its all a matter of HOW u look at the question la. I was driving him to a library and he suddenly asked:

Gid: Carlton, u know my sis right?
Carltie: Um... Ashley? Well sorta. why?
Gid: Do u think she's hot?
Carltie:... (most bizzare silence ever) ... um... yeeeeeeeaaaaaah??? (really confused)
Gid: Well she's my sis so she'd BETTER be!!
At this point he swung his arm as tho he was gonna hit me!! OMG!! Ahahaha!! NOW the funny thing abt this question is HOW u look at it. In MY point of view, he's implying that HE himself is hot (ahem) so THEREFORE Ashley by default will also HAVE to be hot as well.... daaamn!! Ahaha!!
BUT the EVEN funnier part was when I told this to Zac and Tim. They both looked at each other and went" Ummmm.... that sounded SO wrong!"
Tim: Yeah like we should go ask him, "Gideon, WHY are u looking at ur own sister like that???
Zac: Yeah!! I mean, incest is usually illegal in most places, except for California.
Carltie: HUH????
Zac: Cuz only in California there's Gay Marriages, drugs, and incest which is all legal.
All of us: .....
Well that's ur entertainment for the day. Ms. Jean Tan told me something rather shocking the other day. It went like:
Jean: Carlton,u and Shin make a great match
Carltie: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?????????????
Jean: Ok ok, the two of u can be like best friens.
I nearly fell on the floor. Aahhaha!! She actually meant cuz the way I say 'cooool!!', cuz shin always say that as well. Ahaha!! I thot wad on earth...
Anyway, Shin's my daughter now. For some reason. Xinyi sed ppl wud believe cuz of our height. I'll SO get u for this one day.... grrrrrr!!! Ahahaaha!!
MAYBE I might go to church... I dunno... I dun like some of the things ppl say to me there. S'matter of fact I m still deeply offended and insulted. But... as my friend Jimmy says... Don't look towards man, but towards God, for people will fail u, as u will also fail others. But never forsake God in the process.
I guess.... well... see how...